It’s Friday afternoon, which means I’m bored and unmotivated as mandated by law, but I don’t feel like […]
There are words that refuse to take shape. Words about death abuse, rape, murder. Words about knowing YOU […]
1. Lottery tourists. I stopped into a convenience store the other day and the line was insane. Most […]
I’m all sondering it up at the Rarasaur today.
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Hello, Mr. Bowie. Or should I call you David? You seem like a David to me,…
Yup, it’s that time of year again. The day we celebrate the imaginary holiday I invented in 2014 […]
I’m bored and it’s Friday, so it’s time for steal-a-post. I read a post by Samara where she […]
The internet is a pretty big, anonymous place. Anyone can say anything to or about anyone and there’s […]
I have always hated the holidays. Well, I don’t hate everything about the holidays. I like the pie […]
The last time I did resolutions was in 2012, when I resolved to stop being a cat and […]
Hello, Internet. Welcome to the last Dear Goldfish of the year. This is the (never) weekly series where […]
I woke up this morning thinking about the day when the two creatures I love most in the […]
A.k.a. the post where I become a joiner and try to think positively at the same time. The […]
It’s the time of year again for best of 2015 lists! Yay! Or groan. Whichever you prefer. Anyway, […]
By all business metrics, I work at a really shitty company. On the rating scale of shitty places […]
My mom asked me to draw her dog for a phone case. I’ve already drawn a dog, but […]
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