On this page, you will find stories that really happened to me. A lot of them involve embarrassment and alcohol, and some of them are very entertaining. Enjoy.
A ridiculous warning on the dangers of drinking and driving.
How a canister of red goo came to be in my possession.
My latest bout with jury duty service.
A two-part story of Rube Goldbergian proportions.
The first time I got drunk.
On finding out I was the other woman.
The story of getting a traffic ticket.
A story of upselling and a blown tire on the freeway.
A serious story on how I kicked a crack addiction.
How can you not love that title?
Drunken adventures with inanimate objects.
The story of exactly how I became a goldfish.
One of the few serious stories on this list about attempted sexual assault.
See how socially awkward I can be!
On finding a spider in my room.
The first time I shoplifted.
About children and buying shoes.
On how being left-handed landed me in special ed classes.
Probably my favorite story ever.
Drunken adventures with Olde English malt liquor.
I prove how my cat might be the dumbest in the world.
How a giant spoon and a drumstick came to live in my car.
Adventures with mushrooms, the fun kind.
On how people react differently to me with pink hair.
I describe a very angry coworker.
I try to escape jury duty by dying my hair.
On surviving the 4th of July with a hangover.