The last time I did resolutions was in 2012, when I resolved to stop being a cat and […]
Category Archive: funny business
Not so serious posts.
By all business metrics, I work at a really shitty company. On the rating scale of shitty places […]
Welcome to the American Revolution, the topic that never seems to end! Since American Independence Day is on […]
I’ve seen a three days, three quotes challenge floating around lately. Well, not wanting to be left out, […]
It’s time for another installment of Dog Vs. Cat! Time to go to the vet, dog… Cat somehow […]
Welcome to even more of the American Revolution, the topic that keeps on giving, unfortunately. Here we are […]
NOTICE: This post contains extreme dorkery. Reader discretion is advised. I’m a dork. I’m also a nerd, a […]
Since I moved and lost my yard a year ago, I’ve taken my dog to the dog park […]
Welcome to part 4 of the American Revolution Goldfish-style! This topic has gone from one simple post to […]
A while ago, I started a series called History Lessons With Goldfish. We began our edutainment series with […]
Originally posted on Fish Of Gold:
Drat: I fucking hate onion. Blast: I loooooove onion. Ima eat a raw onion and then…
I have a long history of drunken stupid things. There are more drunken stupid stories on this blog […]
Because I’m a big thieving thiever and entirely uninspired, I’m halfassedly stealing a post idea from Ms. Aussa […]
My life is full of awkward. Here are some examples. 1. I’m hard of hearing. If there’s no […]
This blog has been far too serious of late with editorials about stupid things happening in America, because […]
I’m a relatively attractive female. I’m tall and proportionate with blonde hair and nice green eyes. They’d probably […]
