A long time ago, I lived downtown Los Angeles in what is now the downtown arts district, but […]
Category Archive: stories
100% true stories.
I nearly typed Screw You, Cindy Lou Part 2: Electric Booglaloo, but rhyming that many times in one […]
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As I’ve probably already detailed somewhere in this here blog, I have an affinity for teh…
Originally posted on Fish Of Gold:
I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life; some things I regret and some things…
Not too long before we quit drinking altogether, Male and I were out with some friends drinking and […]
I have a long history of drunken stupid things. There are more drunken stupid stories on this blog […]
This blog has been far too serious of late with editorials about stupid things happening in America, because […]
Are there any two words that induce as much dread as jury duty? Why, yes, Goldfish, I can […]
Last month, I told you the story of how I lost my bank card and had to visit […]
I had two envelopes to mail and only one stamp. The United States Postal Service is strict about […]
Gather round, kiddies. It’s time for another embarrassing Goldfish drinking story. Most of my embarrassing moments involve public […]
I’ve had a very busy Saturday. I don’t typically enjoy very busy Saturdays. I prefer them low-key, but […]
“So, how does it feel to sleep with another woman’s husband?” He reached over me on the bed, […]
Not too long ago, I wrote an Ode To The Po-Po where I talked about my experiences with […]
I’ve talked a lot about my past, but I haven’t really talked about the chapter of substance abuse. […]
I want to thank Fish of Gold for kindly offering to allow me to guest post on her […]