This is a story. This is a true story. This is a story about a band called GWAR, […]
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Hello everyone. My name is Revis Edgewater. Well, that’s not my actual name, but it’s what you can […]
I had dinner the other night with my bestest friend in the world at some pretentious French fusion […]
The worst injury I ever had was having my skull cracked open and my brain damaged. It changed […]
What was a pretty little white girl doing in the middle of the ghetto? She was lithe and […]
I was at a dinner party the other night and I was feeling especially argumentative. I’m usually contrary […]
I was sitting on my bed reading a book – The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, which isn’t […]
This story is not the worst that I’ve been in trouble in my lifespan, but it was the […]
I was at a store of many departments browsing for some shoes; not that I needed shoes since […]
When I was a wee lass, just entering formal education, after graduating from eating paste, my teacher thought […]
I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life; some things I regret and some things that were […]
I live in Los Angeles. Living in Los Angeles means that, inevitably, I know people who work in […]
Since I boldly declared myself the owner of the world’s dumbest cat on my About page, I suppose […]
Part One: The Wrath of the Voll One night, for reasons unknown to me, I ended up at […]
As I’ve probably already detailed somewhere in this here blog, I have an affinity for teh drugs. I […]
My hair is partially pink right now due to Operation Pink Hair (see the blog Operation Pink Hair). […]
Fish Of Gold 