Last week, I held a silly contest wherein you were to fill out a form with some words […]
Category Archive: funny business
Not so serious posts.
A while ago, I started a series called History Lessons With Goldfish. We started our edutainment series with […]
The company I work for has a high turnover rate, because customer service sucks. In the nearly three […]
Last month, I told you the story of how I lost my bank card and had to visit […]
The best part of writing the post This Is Why I Have A Problem With Fundamentalists was summarizing […]
You’ve all gotten your annual reports from WordPress and you’re posting them. I love looking at those reports, […]
It’s time for another installment of Dog Vs. Cat! Yay! Dog absolutely loves the car because it usually […]
Disclaimer: This post might offend some religious sensibilities. Any offense is unintentional. Alright, so, I’m not really Jewish, […]
I had two envelopes to mail and only one stamp. The United States Postal Service is strict about […]
Gather round, kiddies. It’s time for another embarrassing Goldfish drinking story. Most of my embarrassing moments involve public […]
Hello, Internet. This week’s writing challenge is about advice. What better excuse for another long-awaited Dear Goldfish column? […]
Since I moved and lost my yard, I’ve had to take my dog to the dog park every […]
I love Halloween. I don’t really dress up in costumes anymore (officially too old for shenanigans, plus, lazy […]
“We are hazard gear forever to untie this man and nun in holy communion. Please receipt after me: […]
I am a graphic designer. I design stuff for a living. Go me. I’ve written before about fonts […]
I’m partially deaf in both ears thanks to meningitis nearly killing me as an infant. The hearing in […]
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