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Damn. I went and disappeared again, didn’t I? I really thought that I’d get back to posting on […]

A Sea Of Grey

I picked a really bad time to start blogging again. Last week, I mostly abandoned my work to […]

During quarantine, my best friend moved to Seattle. She had been thinking about it for years, but firmly […]

This morning, I answered blog comments, which I hadn’t done in a good long while. It was nice […]

Hello! It’s been a while… again. Sorry about that. I keep starting these terribly sporadic posts with an […]

Greetings and salutations, internet! Is that redundant? Isn’t a greeting the same thing as a salutation? So many […]

I’ve been smoking cigarettes since I was 16. If I could go back in time and emphatically tell […]

I was hanging out with some friends the other night and one of them, whom I’ve only known […]

Unless I become very inspired, this is most likely the last post of the year, but it might […]

Hello, my peoples! It’s been a while. I had a bunch of little things to do last weekend […]

My mother is running for re-election in a small town in Michigan. This will be her third term, […]

I don’t make a lot of money and I live in one of the most expensive cities in […]

As my friend put it in a text message this morning, today is my escape from the womb […]

Settle in, kiddies. It’s story time. This is the time where I tell you how I became a […]

I have about $600 in cash and I don’t get paid for another week and a half. It […]