Interview With Goldfish

I’m stealing one of Rarasaur’s prompts: Interview a blogger.

I’ve decided to interview myself with questions I culled from Yahoo answers. Hoo boy.

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Yahoo Answers is always the best place to look for answers.


If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
In the middle of the room, obviously.

What is your favorite color of socks to wear?

How many hats do you have in your house?
Fifteen or so.

What made you pick the dress you are wearing?
I’m not wearing a dress.

How many pairs of shoes you own?
Roughly double the number of hats.

On what do you spend the most: clothes, accessories, perfumes, underwear, or anything else?

If you hadn’t been born in this century, when and where would you like to have lived?
Since I’m older than 14, I wasn’t born in this century, but I’d live in the previous one, even though I’ve already done that.

Is it true that you have a house in every country on this planet?
Sadly, no. I don’t even have a house in one country on this planet.

What’s your bad quality?
I have a short temper.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of them.

If you were a tree, what would you be?
Mostly green and a little brown.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Did you know that Penicillin and sliced bread were invented the same year? Yet, sliced bread gets all the glory.

If you were a character from ‘Lost,’ which one would, you be?
I’ve never seen Lost, but it’s set on an island, right? I’d be the island.

Do you speak with your dog?
All the damn time.

What sound do you love?
The ocean or rain.

What sound do you hate?
The sound of PC keyboards. Why do they have to be so damn loud? My Mac keyboard is way quieter.

What are you wearing?
Jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, tennies.

What is your favorite daily wear attire?
Jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, tennies.

What does the last text message you got on your phone say?

Where’s your favorite place to eat?

If you had a snail that could magically grant wishes, what would you name it?

Name one actor/actress you would love to get naughty with?

MmmmMitchum. This dude had swagger.

If you were given a chance, would you enter Big Brother?
I would not enter Big Brother, Orwellian or otherwise.

Have you ever seen a UFO or a ghost?
Not that I’m aware of.

How was it working with Al Pacino?
I don’t recall.

What was the most challenging aspect of the film?
Watching the whole thing.

Do you get nervous on stage?

Who inspired you to become a singer/actress?
Hopefully, no one since I’m terrible at both.

At what age did you start taking dance classes?
Well, my mom put me in ballet classes when I was about five. I hated it.

What do you think about your fans?
I think they’re a lovely group of people with excellent taste in blogs.

How do you remain calm and gracious when being harassed by paparazzi and the media?
If I were famous, I’d be the reclusive variety that throws things at the media, and not very calm or gracious.

How does it feel to be the most desirable man/woman on the earth?
Quite lovely, thanks.