Unless I become very inspired, this is most likely the last post of the year, but it might […]
holidays
Several years ago, a friend’s mother died a few weeks before Mother’s Day. On the holiday, not thinking, […]
Yup, it’s that time of year again. The day we celebrate the imaginary holiday I invented in 2014 […]
By all business metrics, I work at a really shitty company. On the rating scale of shitty places […]
With Christmas fast approaching, I thought I’d take the guesswork out of shopping for me and give you […]
Today is 1/11 or as the Brits write it, 11/1. That means it’s time to celebrate the magical […]
I went to Las Vegas with my family. A word to the wise; don’t do that. If you’re […]
Facebook. Once again, Facebook makes my list. And yes, I know this doesn’t have anything to do with […]
My parents are coming! GAH! My parents, together as a unit, haven’t visited California in nearly ten years. […]
He nearly killed me and the strange thing is, I wanted him to. I just wanted it to […]
Alright, so it’s still morning, therefore, it can’t be ruined yet. However, I know what’s in store and […]
I used to hate Valentine’s Day. I even wrote a diatribe called Valentine’s Day Is Evil, where I […]
This time of year sucks. It really does. You know why? Expectations are the devil. Everyone has to […]
Or whatever holiday (or not) you’re celebrating today (or some other day). I’m choosing to celebrate Fishmas. It’s […]
Disclaimer: This post might offend some religious sensibilities. Any offense is unintentional. Alright, so, I’m not really Jewish, […]
My dad is a New Year’s Baby born on January 1st of some year long ago. I don’t […]
Fish Of Gold 