I don’t want to write today. In fact, I’d rather do anything but write today. However, I recently […]
As I was writing that title, I realized that there is no emoticon for hate. That’s just not […]
A man pushing another man in an electric wheelchair. A man pushing an empty hospital gurney down the […]
I don’t believe in god(s). As far back as I can remember, I didn’t believe in god. I’ve […]
Since I boldly declared myself the owner of the world’s dumbest cat on my About page, I suppose […]
There are all kinds of security in the world. There are the kind that come in the form […]
Sleep, my old bête noire; you rapscallion, you. You will rue the day that you decided to mess […]
The world owes me. I don’t mean in the “I am entitled simply because I exist” sort of […]
I have a day job in an office where I sit at a desk in front of a […]
I have to figure out who my oldest friend is now, since my oldest friend died. She went […]
Part One: The Wrath of the Voll One night, for reasons unknown to me, I ended up at […]
As I’ve probably already detailed somewhere in this here blog, I have an affinity for teh drugs. I […]
I seem to have lost my sense of humor. The problem is, I can’t remember quite where or […]
A shiny red, thoroughly totaled Ferrari on the back of a flatbed truck. A shiny red, completely intact […]
I just went to the store because I have no food in my house and I’m hungry. Well, […]
In the order that I saw them: A 20-something man driving a car that had “I eat the […]
Fish Of Gold 