Part One: The Wrath of the Voll One night, for reasons unknown to me, I ended up at […]
As I’ve probably already detailed somewhere in this here blog, I have an affinity for teh drugs. I […]
I seem to have lost my sense of humor. The problem is, I can’t remember quite where or […]
A shiny red, thoroughly totaled Ferrari on the back of a flatbed truck. A shiny red, completely intact […]
I just went to the store because I have no food in my house and I’m hungry. Well, […]
In the order that I saw them: A 20-something man driving a car that had “I eat the […]
Because sometimes we get caught up in the big things in life, here are a few of my […]
I’m writing an autobiography as a way to get me writing again since I haven’t done nearly enough […]
Alright, so nothing is really original. Not really. All the words have been categorized as noun/verb/adjective; they’ve all […]
Besides not getting hit by a bus, humans need to do four basic things to survive – eat, […]
I don’t have cable. I know! How do I survive?! It’s a mystery. Even when I did have […]
My hair is partially pink right now due to Operation Pink Hair (see the blog Operation Pink Hair). […]
There is a man at my place of employment who is angry all the time; red-alert woop! woop!, […]
You know what I love? Stars. I don’t mean the common, five-pointed shape or the latest, greatest celebrities. […]
Conversation 1 Goldfish: So, if I were to die and had an open casket funeral, would you try […]
I am originally from Detroit, Michigan, the center of the domestic automotive universe, the home of The Big […]
Fish Of Gold 