If I were in charge of the world today, these would be the first of my many decrees. […]
When I was in my early twenties, the lure of the great, big, bad world, which I hadn’t […]
Sometimes, I refer to myself as the queen of metaphors, not because I’m royalty, but because my brain […]
A friend of mine once asked, actually, he insisted, that I tell him what the best day of […]
I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life; some things I regret and some things that were […]
I live in Los Angeles. Living in Los Angeles means that, inevitably, I know people who work in […]
Every year on or around my birthday, I force myself to write something about where I am in […]
I don’t cry. I don’t cry for celebrity deaths, weddings, movies, commercials, tv shows, awards shows, talk shows, […]
I don’t want to write today. In fact, I’d rather do anything but write today. However, I recently […]
As I was writing that title, I realized that there is no emoticon for hate. That’s just not […]
A man pushing another man in an electric wheelchair. A man pushing an empty hospital gurney down the […]
I don’t believe in god(s). As far back as I can remember, I didn’t believe in god. I’ve […]
Since I boldly declared myself the owner of the world’s dumbest cat on my About page, I suppose […]
There are all kinds of security in the world. There are the kind that come in the form […]
Sleep, my old bête noire; you rapscallion, you. You will rue the day that you decided to mess […]
The world owes me. I don’t mean in the “I am entitled simply because I exist” sort of […]
Fish Of Gold 