I don’t have cable. I know! How do I survive?! It’s a mystery. Even when I did have […]
Author: goldfish
My hair is partially pink right now due to Operation Pink Hair (see the blog Operation Pink Hair). […]
There is a man at my place of employment who is angry all the time; red-alert woop! woop!, […]
You know what I love? Stars. I don’t mean the common, five-pointed shape or the latest, greatest celebrities. […]
Conversation 1 Goldfish: So, if I were to die and had an open casket funeral, would you try […]
I am originally from Detroit, Michigan, the center of the domestic automotive universe, the home of The Big […]
You have the right to a fair trial by a jury of your peers. It sounds like a […]
Los Angeles: densely populated land of the desert in the middle of a persistent drought. Not really optimal […]
I’m not opposed to kids. They come in handy for fetching things, better than a cat anyway, but […]
It is strange to think that most of the people you’ve ever known in your life are still […]
I was watching an old interview with Robert Mitchum the other day. After thinking that he was still […]
Every region of the world has their own distinct meteorological phenomena. I’m not talking about hurricanes and tsunamis, […]
I saw the largest SUV known to man with three bumper stickers on it: a sticker for some […]
I haven’t been writing much on here partly because I’m trying to write my life story. Autobiographies are […]
I have a hobby. It’s actually closer to a habit. Every time I hear a word I don’t […]
Fish Of Gold 