Last Friday at 4:55 PM, I got a phone call from my boss telling me that the company […]
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Some people claim that artificial intelligence will be the downfall of the human race. I admit that before […]
When I was a wee lass, just entering formal education, after graduating from eating paste, my teacher thought […]
A friend of mine told me that I write like Charles Bukowski “if Bukowski was ironically funny.” I […]
What are the winning numbers for tomorrow’s super mega million gajillion dollar lottery drawing? Yeah, ok, that’s sort […]
Last week, I was walking around on two feet, per usual, and all of a sudden, the ground […]
Since I don’t actually need the internet to live, obviously, the answer is yes. I’m not hooked up […]
People are stupid. Not all, but most of them are stupid. People are stupid enough when you have […]
You’re a fly on the wall at your own funeral. What are people saying about you? Great… I’m […]
If I were in charge of the world today, these would be the first of my many decrees. […]
When I was in my early twenties, the lure of the great, big, bad world, which I hadn’t […]
Sometimes, I refer to myself as the queen of metaphors, not because I’m royalty, but because my brain […]
A friend of mine once asked, actually, he insisted, that I tell him what the best day of […]
I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life; some things I regret and some things that were […]
I live in Los Angeles. Living in Los Angeles means that, inevitably, I know people who work in […]
Every year on or around my birthday, I force myself to write something about where I am in […]
Fish Of Gold 