We landed on Mars. Yay! When I say “we” landed on Mars, I mean an unmanned vehicle operated […]
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1. All this anti-gay bullshit. Last time I discussed this, it was Oreo cookies in the hot seat […]
What’s the best thing that happened to you yesterday? Hm. What can be said about a Tuesday? This […]
In honor of today’s opening of the London 2012 Summer Olympics, I’m going to take a look at […]
Phobias are interesting. Are there species besides humans that have irrational, yet all-encompassing, fears of things like walking […]
There are phrases in the English language that drive me absolutely batty when I hear them. One of […]
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (quasi-) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by […]
List the top four things you love about your country. Honestly, my first reaction to this prompt was […]
What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable? Well, now, that’s a loaded question if […]
My dad and I have never been all that close. My father, like his father before him, isn’t […]
Why do I keep having birthdays? What the hell? Once you reach a certain age, you shouldn’t have […]
Hello, Internet. I’m bored and it’s Friday, which means that it’s time for Dear Goldfish, the (erratically) weekly […]
I am woman; hear me roar. Girl power. Rosy The Riveter. Elizabeth Katy Stanton and Susan B. Anthony, […]
This is a difficult question that I’m likely to get wrong since it changes all the time. In […]
I get a lot of blog comments from you. This many to be precise: Your spam is so […]
I’m not really a fish. I’m a person. I have a first and last name, and even one […]
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