Hello, dog owners! I can tell already that you’re a partly decent person, because you’ve decided to care […]
Category Archive: open letters
I write a lot of them.
Dear WordPress.com, Well, you’ve gone and done it again. You’ve removed features from the editor without listening to […]
Dear WordPress.com, It’s been just over three months since I wrote my first missive to you about all […]
Dear WordPress.com, I am loath to write yet another letter to you, since I typically prefer to spend […]
Feeling uninspired, I’m stealing a Rarasaur prompt: Write a thank you note to someone or something you might […]
Dear American public, Let me start by thanking the few of you who did your civic duty and […]
It’s been approximately five hundred and thirty two years since I’ve done a daily prompt, but since it’s […]
Dear gaggle of 20-something neighbors, You have a very nice house. I’m kind of jealous of your house […]
Dear BMW drivers, I drive a BMW, too. Stop acting like entitled asshats. Have you heard a rapper […]
This is a letter to the genre of music, not necessarily anyone called Punk. If your name is […]
Hello, Mr. Bowie. Or should I call you David? You seem like a David to me, not a […]
This month’s Bloggers For Peace Challenge is a hard one: I want you to open your arms to […]
Forgive me for assuming you are a guy, however, I feel fairly confident in my gender assessment of […]
You are very big and very old. I mean that in the nicest possible way. I don’t mean […]
Hello, chair. Yeah, it’s you and me butting heads again. Or is it butting butts? Anyway, you didn’t […]
Dear little dead bird I found in my backyard this morning, I’m sorry that you’re dead. I’m sorry […]
Fish Of Gold 