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I’ve never really had much experience with luxury since I’ve been poor most of my life. I’ve flown […]
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This story requires a disclaimer and a back story. The company I work for recently bought a company […]
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I was in one on the freeway on the way home from work Thursday. I was the meat […]
I’ve never been a fan. I don’t like their squealing, whining, quizzling (a word I made up in […]
Year In Review posts are so passé and trite and boring, Sidney. Boring. These are so, like, totally everywhere […]
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Hello, my peoples. I’ve been a busy elf and haven’t had much time to stop by and say […]
1. I’m good at liking things. There are certain things that I like very well. I like music, […]
Mr. Alistair Whitnall Penvesey invented window blinds. Window blinds were invented by Alistair Whitnall Penvesey, whose eccentricity is […]
The Daily Post asked, is there a cure for stupidity? If you had a million dollars to reduce stupidity […]
1. I hate getting old. I’m not old yet, but I am closer to old than I am […]
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Fish Of Gold 