I have a shit memory. A lot of you are probably saying, “Me too!” but I bet you […]
Category Archive: things I hate
I was delighted when I found out I won Goldfish’s Mad Libs Contest, alongside the totally awesome Revis Edgewater. […]
1. Summer. I used to love summer when I had to put up with winter. Now that I […]
This post not only marks 200 Things I Hate, but it’s also the 500th post on this blog. […]
People who downplay serious issues, because they are incapable of understanding them. For example, all this rape nonsense […]
1. All this anti-gay bullshit. Last time I discussed this, it was Oreo cookies in the hot seat […]
1. I hate this “white whine” or “first world problem” nonsense. You’ll go through a diatribe about how […]
1. I hate insurance. It’s such a scam. Health, car, pet, homeowners… it’s all designed to take your […]
1. I hate getting old. I’m not old yet, but I am closer to old than I am […]
1. I hate that Alanis Morissette ruined irony with that song of hers and the hipsters have taken […]
1. Drunk people. I was the designated driver at a party a week or two ago. I had […]
1. I hate it when people tell you shit that you already know as if you’re a goddamn […]
1. I hate it when people don’t replace the toilet paper. I’m not talking about replacing the toilet […]
Part 10 officially marks 100 things I hate! I never would have figured it would have taken me […]
1. Homos. Not the Homo Sapien variety, but the language kind, as in homonyms, homophones and homographs. For […]
1. This one is so obvious that it seems like it shouldn’t need to be said, not to […]
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