Dear Lady On The Freeway This Morning, Why did you slow down to get into the fast lane […]
Author: goldfish
I don’t care what you eat. As long as you don’t eat so much fast food that you […]
Ah, summertime. Bringer of insanely hot weather and waaaay too little clothing. Really, women of America, I don’t […]
Dear Diary, I will be taking a hiatus from you for a while. You see, now I am […]
It’s been a few months months since I did the first Search Words post. I figure I might […]
I have a friend who is the master of holding grudges. He was angry with someone for twenty […]
When I was a kid, I collected rocks for some reason. When I was little, my family traveled […]
I apologize for being so absent of late, faithful reader (I don’t want to assume that there’s more […]
The oldest thing I own is a book called The Pleasures of Life by Sir John Lubbock published […]
I am the ox traveling in circles around the tracks of a treadwheel though there is no yoke […]
What childhood lesson has always stuck with you? Well, to be perfectly honest, all of the childhood lessons […]
Why do we still say “bless you” when someone sneezes? To me, it’s just common courtesy in the […]
1. This one is so obvious that it seems like it shouldn’t need to be said, not to […]
How do you find your muse? I don’t believe in muses in the mythological, daughters of Zeus sense, […]
There are too many movies that I quote. Sometimes, it seems as if I don’t even have my […]
My mom named me after a girl she went to high school with that she thought was pretty, […]
