Goldfish’s Wild Kingdom

Did you know that you can do slow-motion and fast-motion video on iPhones with IOS8?

With slo-mo, you can turn normal domesticated canine play into the most epic battle for survival with lion roars and cowbell. I prefer my lion roars accompanied by cowbell (which is actually just my dog’s tags jingling in slow motion). You know, just like life.

I was going to post this on Twitter, but it wouldn’t let me, so I’m posting it here.

My dog is the smaller one, clearly, with the upper hand. She’s executing one of her signature moves I like to call The Bulldozer where she scoops up her opponent from underneath and carries them along. It’s a rather effective maneuver.

Next up, fast-motion with a Yakety Sax soundtrack.