Spam I Am Part 2

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I don’t often go through my spam folder. In fact, if it crosses my mind at all, I usually just hit the beloved “empty spam” button (that WordPress is probably going to discontinue soon because it’s useful) and be done with it.

But, every once in a while, I notice this nonsense:

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That’s like 3x the number of legitimate comments. Sadface.

And I decide to see what’s in there. I always look to see which post they chose to spam on, because sometimes, just the context of that spam on that post is lolworthy. Today, I share with you some of my favorites.

Well-Known Facts

Howdy, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just curious if you get a lot of spam responses? If so how do you prevent it, any plugin or anything you can recommend? I get so much lately it’s driving me mad so any support is very much appreciated.

Funny you should ask about spam comments in your spam comment since your spam comment was in my spam folder.

those same gestures excite you intimately. especially foot socks: professional athletes are frequently hard to wear

I would imagine that professional athletes are quite hard to wear, but I find your supposition that those same gestures excite me intimately to be rude and presumptuous.

The crux of your writing while appearing agreeable in the beginning, did not really sit well with me personally after some time. Someplace within the paragraphs you managed to make me a believer unfortunately just for a short while. I have got a problem with your leaps in logic

Yes, because the best way to get me to buy your product is to insult my writing on my blog.

FOG’s 3rd Annual Extravaganza Giveawayery

There were suddenly not one or two but several gay magazines available, which were about gays, by the
gays and for this gays. If supporters of a gay-marriage ban get enough votes,
they’ll be able to force a convention

I could totally see this on one of my many gay rights posts, but on the FOG Giveawayery? I don’t like anyone forcing conventions on me.

The Very lazy Male’s Methods To The [brand name redacted] Accomplishment

OK, then.

Books Books Books

1. Serve while bubbling.

I suppose that’s one thing you could do with books.

“First-half leads mean nothing in this league,” Nowitzki said. “I’d rather not be up 16, to be quite honest with you, [brand name redacted] Outlet, in the first half.”

Three things I never thought to put together: outlet stores, books and sports.

On Tattoos

It is powered by an all-aluminum, adaptive cruise control to maintain safe following distances, 24, You don’t remember that classic pitting starting QB?

No, I don’t remember that, but I’d love an all-aluminum powered tattoo.

Springing up in towns and backyards in the ’60s,While still too early to give “concrete advice”, It was never passed on to me, Just got feedback that I was fined $5000 for spirit of cricket Clarification – I had know idea about the rule/law..The Song Quest team did hear my anthem. so In closing,. “It’s too early to speculate, there has been much to be happy about. 1, with its army.

I don’t even… lolwut? I need to use “so in closing.,” more in my writing.

You must by now be capable of decide what
the differences are between letting it sit there and
never letting it

I must.

The Sky Is Falling: The Media, The Justice System & Pedophiles

Just like portable wallpapers, designs also
provide unique groups for example activities, vehicles, celebrities, models, character etc.

I didn’t even know portable wallpaper was a thing.

 6 Things That Will Make Me Read Your Blog

That’s because the 6-year-old from Virginia is the youngest person ever to
qualify for the competition. As he is also the President of the Japan Origami Airplane
Association, there are plenty of emergencies
on the airplane that are unpleasant.

I don’t recall asking “why” to any of that and I find that all emergencies on airplanes are unpleasant.

December Peace Party

Tremendous things here. I’m very happy to pee your article.
Thanks so much and I am taking a look forward to touch you.

Will you kindly drop me a mail?

Look, dude, there will be no peeing or touching, thanks.

Describe The Sound Of Your Laugh

But since you depart off the final 2 to three inches of one’s total range of motion, you are not acquiring a complete contraction of your lats and traps.

I’ll keep that in mind if I ever need help with my lats and traps.

I’m not discussing holding doors open for most people, that is its own nightmare of misunderstandings and mixed messages.

Alright then. I won’t discuss it either.

Dear Goldfish

I just wanted to point out that, upon a cursory check of the plans for this new mega casino, it looks like its shaping up to be the same exact thing that happened.

OK, thanks for pointing that out.

With havin so much content and articles do you ever run into any issues of plagorism or copyright
violation?Dear Goldfish is an (almost) weekly series where I answer questions asked by the internet. These are actual search words and phrases

Really? You’re going to ask me if I have a problem with plagiarism while plagiarizing me? Ballsy.

What’s In The Box?

What’s In The Box?

I don’t know. What’s in the box?

Not content to blend into the crowd, these aren’t just any PVC shoes. All [brand name redacted] shoes are made with the brand’s own PVC which is- wait for it- scented. This footwear smells of bubblegum

You wait for it. I’d really rather not have bubblegum scented PVC shoes.

Open Letters To The World

into declare when purchase sneakers is to use and raise is crying that men be recovered on diamonds.
The dentifrice is a tad lighter than the honours one
to buy. There is no pauperism to meet up to edible fruit.
When considering your make, the less makeups, the better.outperform  much vendors may
take returns, but the realness that they are the ones you are or how diligently you accept you can swear and honour
the photographic film reviews, this intention hypothecate a vesicate, or only require to embark the portion that you otherwise would not
flavor good

How do they even come up with this stuff? Is this a Mad Lib? Flavor good indeed.

And with that, I made it through 10 pages of 100. I’m stopping here before my brain leaks out of my ears.
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Yes, please.