Haiku versions of
10 Things I Hate Part 7
Remixing the hate:

• Tax breaks for parents
  Cutting work when the mood strikes
  Breeders get it all

• Tiny seats, stale air
  It takes far too long to fly
  Airports really suck

• I loaned you a book
  You must have read it by now
  Give it back to me

• I don’t want to hear
  Your stupid garage band play
  They are surely crap

• Tell me the truth, please
  I did ask your opinion
  That means I want it

• Ode to useless hair
  All that work on your behalf
  Why do you exist?

• Pull your pants up, please
  I don’t want to see your butt
  You are in public

• Girls, just so you know
  Skinny jeans do not really
  Make you look skinny

• Please ask permission
  Before you go touching me
  I’m not on display

• Positive thinking –
  You should not get a trophy
  Just for showing up