1.Fireworks. All fireworks are illegal in California, but my neighbors shoot them off anyway starting at the end […]
things I hate
1. Lottery tourists. I stopped into a convenience store the other day and the line was insane. Most […]
1. The Pope. That is to say, I don’t hate the Pope. He’s never done anything to me […]
I don’t have much time today, so I give you 10 angry haiku. Honestly, these are more like […]
1 – I hate when I’m stopped in traffic and decide to be nice by letting someone in […]
This is part 30, which means I’ve hated 300 things! Yay! Or alternately, wow, that’s really sad. 1. […]
Facebook. Once again, Facebook makes my list. And yes, I know this doesn’t have anything to do with […]
Negative political campaigns. Instead of focusing on the issues and how they would handle them, a lot of […]
Thievery. I’ve been doing a lot of designs for my Redbubble shop. Whenever I post something on Redbubble, […]
I love Samara. She’s ferocious bitchtits on wheels. Because I love her and it’s Friday afternoon, I’m stealing […]
This week’s Writing Challenge is lists, because I don’t do enough of those at all. It’s not like […]
1. Earthquakes. We here in Los Angeles had one the other day. It woke me up and I […]
1. Misuse of the word irony. It all started with one song. I blame her: In case you’re […]
I’m generally not fond of people. They talk a lot and they’re constantly in my way. If it […]
I have a shit memory. A lot of you are probably saying, “Me too!” but I bet you […]
I was delighted when I found out I won Goldfish’s Mad Libs Contest, alongside the totally awesome Revis Edgewater. […]