If you could reverse one law, which would it be? “Excuse me, Goldfish, your politics are showing.” Embarrassed, […]
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I’ve always been more of a prose sort of girl; occasionally working myself into the odd fictional scenario, […]
When I was a wee lass, just entering formal education, after graduating from eating paste, my teacher thought […]
People are stupid. Not all, but most of them are stupid. People are stupid enough when you have […]
I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life; some things I regret and some things that were […]
Since I boldly declared myself the owner of the world’s dumbest cat on my About page, I suppose […]
The world owes me. I don’t mean in the “I am entitled simply because I exist” sort of […]
Besides not getting hit by a bus, humans need to do four basic things to survive – eat, […]
I am originally from Detroit, Michigan, the center of the domestic automotive universe, the home of The Big […]
I’m not opposed to kids. They come in handy for fetching things, better than a cat anyway, but […]
It is strange to think that most of the people you’ve ever known in your life are still […]
I haven’t been writing much on here partly because I’m trying to write my life story. Autobiographies are […]
I have a hobby. It’s actually closer to a habit. Every time I hear a word I don’t […]
