What’s one body part you’d like to change? Insecure much, Plinky? Am I supposed to imagine that I […]
I live in a city. I live in a gigantic city. I live in the biggest city on […]
Which celebrity would you like to be for a day? None. I positively, wholeheartedly, unequivocally would not want […]
My greatest achievement is still being alive. I’ve looked the grim reaper in the face and told him […]
Another friend of mine died today. I wouldn’t exactly call him a close friend, but I did know […]
If you were offered a free trip to the moon, would you go? Why or why not? What […]
1. The government. If I had my own country that had to provide services for its citizens, I’d […]
What do you miss most about childhood? Oh dear. Here we go again with the remembering of stuff […]
Write a story about yourself, told from your neighbor’s perspective. I was overjoyed not to have a whole […]
He’s a big guy, but big is an understatement. He is big to most people the way a […]
“Hi, I’m Bob.” Hi, I’m Sally. Nice to meet you,” she said as she took his limp hand […]
Yes, I am. For a number of reasons, which I won’t enumerate at the moment, I am seeking […]
I’m unemployed. Everything I do each day is wasteful. The only productive thing I do on a daily […]
Create a playlist for the one you love. WORST. PROMPT. EVER. I choose to combat it with snark […]
What’s your favorite cliché? Clichés are more common than a ten-dollar whore so I try not to use […]
Synesthesia is an involuntary, neurological phenomena where any of your five senses work in collaboration, for instance, tasting […]
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