I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life; some things I regret and some things that were […]
Author: goldfish
I live in Los Angeles. Living in Los Angeles means that, inevitably, I know people who work in […]
Every year on or around my birthday, I force myself to write something about where I am in […]
I don’t cry. I don’t cry for celebrity deaths, weddings, movies, commercials, tv shows, awards shows, talk shows, […]
I don’t want to write today. In fact, I’d rather do anything but write today. However, I recently […]
As I was writing that title, I realized that there is no emoticon for hate. That’s just not […]
A man pushing another man in an electric wheelchair. A man pushing an empty hospital gurney down the […]
I don’t believe in god(s). As far back as I can remember, I didn’t believe in god. I’ve […]
Since I boldly declared myself the owner of the world’s dumbest cat on my About page, I suppose […]
There are all kinds of security in the world. There are the kind that come in the form […]
Sleep, my old bête noire; you rapscallion, you. You will rue the day that you decided to mess […]
The world owes me. I don’t mean in the “I am entitled simply because I exist” sort of […]
I have a day job in an office where I sit at a desk in front of a […]
I have to figure out who my oldest friend is now, since my oldest friend died. She went […]
Part One: The Wrath of the Voll One night, for reasons unknown to me, I ended up at […]
As I’ve probably already detailed somewhere in this here blog, I have an affinity for teh drugs. I […]
Fish Of Gold 