I’ve been poor for nearly a decade by sticking around in a dead end job that refused to […]
Author: goldfish
Turkey — love it or leave it? This reminds me of a phrase “like it or lump it”, […]
Music is my most constant companion in life. It is with me every day. The music I listen […]
Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Ugh. This is a tough one that forces me to […]
Boooo. Another list prompt. Besides the fact that they inspire little actual writing, this prompt in and of […]
I’m certainly not a Luddite, but I wouldn’t call myself an early adopter either, not these days, anyhow. […]
If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? First, I don’t have cable, which […]
Chocolate or vanilla? Ummm… what? What the hell kind of tomfoolery is this? That’s not a prompt; it’s […]
I am a graphic designer. Graphic design sucks as a profession. It requires that you be creative, but […]
I’m not a big fan of holidays. They usually mean dealing with insufferable family gatherings, plastering fake smiles […]
When teleportation is finally possible, where will you beam yourself first? This sounds like an interesting question until […]
Who is your celebrity crush? Why? Again with the celebrity questions. Haven’t we already hashed and rehashed the […]
1. Raw onions. Specifically, I hate how onions are somehow a standard part of any sandwich. I don’t […]
Who is your greatest hero of all time? There’s this place called Hy Mart that makes the best […]
A giant meteor is headed toward Earth. What do you do with the last day of your life? […]
A long time ago, there were two brothers, Hircismus and Halitosis who lived deep in the mountains with […]
