During quarantine, my best friend moved to Seattle. She had been thinking about it for years, but firmly […]
Author: goldfish
Before we even begin, let me say that will most likely end up being a very unsystematic post […]
This morning, I answered blog comments, which I hadn’t done in a good long while. It was nice […]
Hello! It’s been a while… again. Sorry about that. I keep starting these terribly sporadic posts with an […]
On the death of my dog and adopting a new one.
Greetings and salutations, internet! Is that redundant? Isn’t a greeting the same thing as a salutation? So many […]
I picked an inopportune time to go radio silent what with the me too movement going on. It’s […]
Hello, my friends! Now that the important business of Dad death has been dealt with, we can get […]
I don’t even want to look at when the last post on this blog was, or even what […]
I used to be funny. I mean funny ha-ha, but also funny queer. This post is about funny […]
Since November 2016, when the electoral college put one of the worst Americans in history in the office […]
I’m not a big fan of the sun, temperatures over 100°F (38°C), large groups of people, or walking […]
Hello! I have returned from my cross-country trek. Like an idiot, I drove from Los Angeles, California to […]
Hi there. Come on in and set a spell. I’m not really up for company today since I […]
I’ve been smoking cigarettes since I was 16. If I could go back in time and emphatically tell […]
There’s a thing called taste freeze where you stop listening to new music as you age. Data show […]
Fish Of Gold 