I’m not a big fan of the sun, temperatures over 100°F (38°C), large groups of people, or walking […]
Author: goldfish
Hello! I have returned from my cross-country trek. Like an idiot, I drove from Los Angeles, California to […]
Hi there. Come on in and set a spell. I’m not really up for company today since I […]
I’ve been smoking cigarettes since I was 16. If I could go back in time and emphatically tell […]
There’s a thing called taste freeze where you stop listening to new music as you age. Data show […]
Today is the first anniversary of Male’s death. Though he died two years ago, he has two death […]
2017 has been much like a car crash; I don’t want to look, but an anthropological imperative buried […]
