Out and About In A Boat

Does that title make sense to people outside of North America?

The Daily Post has been harping on me non-stop about my About page. It’s too long. It’s too boring, It doesn’t have enough pictures. This one is too hard. This one is too soft, yadda yadda.

You want to complain about my About page? Fine, Daily Post. It has been a long time since I’ve even looked at it really, so I guess it’s about due for a sprucer-upper.

Following DP’s advice, I took out a scalpel and cut out most of the words. Who needs words? It’s only an about page.

I feel like I just gave my about page a lobotomy. Poor thing will never be able to play chess again.

Instead, I added pickshers (pronounced pictures) because who doesn’t like pickshers? I created a GF trading card:

Goldfish Trading Card

As an added bonus, I’ve proven to the whole world that I’m a giant dork. As if y’all didn’t know that already.

Watch out for the Triple Backwards Attack Attack. You cannot defeat the goldfish. My stats are mufuggin’ infinity!