It’s been a while since I did a Well-Known Facts post. I’m sorry that I’ve been slacking on […]
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A lot of you are fat lazy slobs. That’s okay! You’re probably American. It’s tough staying motivated in […]
As the tied-for-second-place winner of Goldfish’s Mad Libs Spectacular, I thought I’d contribute a leaf to one of […]
Daily post prompt: Read the story of Richard Parker and Tom Dudley. Is what Dudley did defensible? What […]
Today, class, we are going to discuss music. Music is a form of artistic expression that manifests through […]
Year In Review posts are so passé and trite and boring, Sidney. Boring. These are so, like, totally everywhere […]
Mr. Alistair Whitnall Penvesey invented window blinds. Window blinds were invented by Alistair Whitnall Penvesey, whose eccentricity is […]
I discovered that WordPress allows me to do polls. Polls are unscientific collections of anonymous opinions signifying nothing. […]
Have you ever found yourself saying a cliché and wondered how the hell did that come out of […]
The Inventions of Thomas Edison Thomas Edison of Milan, OH invented time and the electric washboard. Before Edison, […]
As I described in the post Die Legende Von Halle Von Ween (which I’d really recommend reading if […]
This is a continuation of my photographic, scientific investigation of Well-Known Facts. The World’s Smallest Mammal FACT: The […]
This edition of Well-Known Facts focuses on the dog and their relation to astrophysics. FACT: Dogs produce more […]
This edition of Well-Known Facts focuses on the goldfish and its importance to the world economy. FACT: “Goldfish […]
I thought I’d share with the internet some edifying, well-known facts. We hold these well-known facts to be […]
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