As the tied-for-second-place winner of Goldfish’s Mad Libs Spectacular, I thought I’d contribute a leaf to one of […]
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Hello everyone. My name is Revis Edgewater. Well, that’s not my actual name, but it’s what you can […]
We have two bathrooms at work as is fitting and proper. One for ladies and one for gents. […]
Today’s Daily prompt: What’s the one thing you hope other people never say about you? I don’t really […]
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the series where I answer real questions asked by the internet. […]
Last week, I was walking around on two feet, per usual, and all of a sudden, the ground […]
I live in Los Angeles. Living in Los Angeles means that, inevitably, I know people who work in […]
Los Angeles: densely populated land of the desert in the middle of a persistent drought. Not really optimal […]
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