And it’s looking to kick ass and take names. I’m not sure what we’ll do with the names […]
Category Archive: misc. business
Things that don’t fit anywhere else.
As someone who has been utterly failed by the so-called justice system of the United States, I can […]
Way back in the aught-aughts, when MySpace was still a thing and you were five years younger, I […]
How am I not dead yet? That’s a completely reasonable question for any humanoid considering the crapshoot that […]
Autobiographical fiction is the genre I’ve assigned for the short stories that I’ve written based on real events […]
I’m going on vacation. I’m going to show up at all of your houses with my dog. We’re […]
I wrote a post about pay disparity and the gender gap the other day. It has been pointed […]
The reason I love Mad Lib contests, besides the fact that they’re funny as hell, is that it’s […]
Last week, I held a silly contest wherein you were to fill out a form with some words […]
Dear most valued customer, This is a reminder that open enrollment for the 3rd Annual Fish Of Gold […]
I’m a winner! I won Evil Squirrel’s First Annual Contest of Whatever, not through merit or anything, but […]
Please, help save one of my best blog buddies’ house. Merbear is unable to work due to fibromyalgia. […]
Another day, another contest, but this one’s about music, so yay! Ross Murray is holding a contest wherein […]
Or whatever holiday (or not) you’re celebrating today (or some other day). I’m choosing to celebrate Fishmas. It’s […]
If you’re alone on Christmas, spend it with my favorite dinosaur! Please, spread the word and stop by […]
Disclaimer: This post might offend some religious sensibilities. Any offense is unintentional. Alright, so, I’m not really Jewish, […]
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