Last Chance To WIN!

I’m sure a lot of you have been waiting to spring your brilliance on me until the last minute. Well, it’s almost officially the last minute. You only have until tomorrow at midnight PST to enter FOG’s 4th Annual Mad Lib Contest.

You could win an actual prize worth real money, so don’t delay. Act now and we’ll throw in free shipping.*

Less than twenty brave souls have entered so far, so your chances of winning are very good, like one in a three hundred ninety-eight thousand and twelve.**

This is your last friendly reminder.*** If you’re too lazy to click on the link above, all you have to do to enter is fill out the form below. Luck!

*Free shipping not included.
**Not real odds. I suck at math.
***The next reminder will be unfriendly.

P.S. Muddy River Muse: your form was cut off before you finished, so send your answers to pterofish at gmail dot com if you still want to play.