Christmas Unicorn List
I was talking to Male last night and he said, “I need to start making a list…” I interrupted with, “A list of things you’re going…
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1. I’m good at liking things. There are certain things that I like very well. I like music, lots of it. I like art. I like…
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Do you believe in luck? Nope. I believe humans make their own luck. If you work hard and long enough, you can attain your dream… Sorry,…
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A long time ago, there were two brothers, Hircismus and Halitosis who lived deep in the mountains with their parents. Their great-grandfather had been cursed by…
Read articleHexbreaker
I’m superstitious about absolutely nothing. I’m under no illusions that anything I do regarding salt, mirrors, black cats, ladders or any other form of folkloric witchcraftery…
Read articleImaginary Friends
I don’t believe in ghosts just like I don’t believe in horoscopes, flying saucers, palm readings, the Boogieman, psychic predictions, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, creationism…
Read articleThe Princess & The Name
Once upon a time, there was a Princess of a fair land. The kingdom was graced with happiness, wealth, and nice weather. The people were all…
Read articleMy Dream House
Describe your dream home… house, location and grounds. Guh. What’s next, Plinky? Am I to describe my dream wedding dress that, as a female, I supposedly…
Read articleSemantics & Isms
I don’t believe in god(s). As far back as I can remember, I didn’t believe in god. I’ve never had a deep, abiding faith in anything.…
Read articleFuck You, Sandman!
Besides not getting hit by a bus, humans need to do four basic things to survive – eat, drink, breathe and sleep – and I suck…
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