I have this voice in my head that tells me that everything is meaningless. It tells me that […]
I’m so confident that my dog will destroy more things that I’ve started this post with a Part […]
In the immortal words of Eric B. & Rakim in the song Follow the Leader, “I can get […]
What was a pretty little white girl doing in the middle of the ghetto? She was lithe and […]
1. I hate it when people tell you shit that you already know as if you’re a goddamn […]
What do you want your tombstone to say? Well, I don’t intend to die, so this is an […]
“Ilsa!” was cried by Hans. “Hans!” was returned by Ilsa as running was done by her down the […]
This is the 300th post on this blog. 300 posts full of nonsense, stories, bald-faced lies and shenanigans. […]
If you were given a chance to know what happens in your future, would you take it? Hell, […]
The Daily Post asked what it would take to get me to move out of state. “If someone […]
As I described in the post Die Legende Von Halle Von Ween (which I’d really recommend reading if […]
Today, WordPress asked what I would like 200 more of. Honestly, I’d probably be happy with $200. I’m […]
I have tattoos. I don’t have as many as I would like since I’m a poor, starving artist […]
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve thought on more than one occasion that I’d like to […]
My first experience with death was when I died, although I don’t remember it. I had pneumococcal meningitis […]
“Of course, humans aren’t dependent on technology. That’s just preposterous! I could totally survive without it,” she typed […]
Fish Of Gold 