Dear great-great-grandchildren, How do you exist? To the best of my knowledge, and I should know since I […]
Author: goldfish
Do you feel younger or older than you really are? Interesting question. I feel both and neither. I […]
For the past decade or so, I’ve worked in the porn industry. It is really not as titillating […]
Chivalry is one of those concepts that is distorted and maligned. Most people seem to confuse chivalry with […]
Dear Blog, I’ve been a productive, taxpaying member of society for two weeks. As I anticipated, I haven’t […]
If you could read minds for a day, would you? Hell, yeah, I would. It’s only for one […]
My favorite movie endings are unexpected. Any film that doesn’t end “happily ever after” wins in my book. […]
If you could go back in time and have a 5 minute conversation with yourself ten years ago, […]
I break things all the time. I have what one would call butterfingers. I got this trait from […]
I have one sister. She’s four and a half years older than me and we are not much […]
How do I feel about Valentine’s Day? Well, now, that’s a loaded question if there ever was one. […]
It’s been you and me for a while now. You’ve comforted me in the darkest hours of despair […]
That’s the working title of my autobiography. I think it would sell. It’s got the tabloid sensationalism that […]
I’m not competitive at all. I’m generally laid back, easy going and have realistic expectations. I don’t get […]
Jarred out of sleep by the ringing in his ears, Jake rolled over and looked at the infernal […]
A lot of the songs I am compelled to sing aloud fall into the category of happy music […]
Fish Of Gold 