1.Fireworks. All fireworks are illegal in California, but my neighbors shoot them off anyway starting at the end […]
birthdays
As my friend put it in a text message this morning, today is my escape from the womb […]
Male hated birthdays. He never celebrated them and tried to hide the fact from everyone he knew. He […]
I don’t have much to celebrate this year besides my new teeth and the fact that I am […]
And it was nice for a while. Just another Tuesday. Wake up, drag the dog around, pick up […]
This was so much easier when no one read them, but some of you actually read this schlock […]
Why do I keep having birthdays? What the hell? Once you reach a certain age, you shouldn’t have […]
I have a ridiculous tradition that I write on my birthday every year. These days, I try to […]
Every year on or around my birthday, I force myself to write something about where I am in […]
Every region of the world has their own distinct meteorological phenomena. I’m not talking about hurricanes and tsunamis, […]
Fish Of Gold 