I’ve been sold. Can any of you say that? I mean, since the 13th Amendment was ratified in 1865, selling
It’s a strange time to be driving to the lake, or so the man at the gas station down the
Day One: Monday. It’s 74 degrees and 7:54 in upstate New York. I’m not really upstate; I’m in the western
Once upon a time, in a small village called WordPress, there was a magical dinosaur. She was strong and fierce,
The other day, I wrote a post about my particular brand of synesthesia, which per usual whenever I talk about
Me: McDonald’s has the best orange soda. It’s not all that carbonated. It was my absolute favorite as a kid.
I realize that I just did one of these posts last week, but there are never enough posts bitching about
Originally posted on Fish Of Gold:
I’ve done some pretty stupid things in my life; some things I regret and some things…
It probably doesn’t come as a surprise to regular readers that I’m a big fan of my dog. I’ve written
Not too long before we quit drinking altogether, Male and I were out with some friends drinking and dancing at
I am not a big fan of people in general, but there are some specific types that drive me crazy.
It’s been two months, three weeks and four days since I left my house. Once a week, a large white
I live in a big city. I live in the largest city on the west coast of the United States
1. Slacktivism I wrote a rant about slacktivism in the wake of the YesAllWomen hashtag onslaught, which by the way,
I’m a graphic designer, which means part of my job is to pay attention to detail. Being detail oriented is
I have a long history of drunken stupid things. There are more drunken stupid stories on this blog than I
Because I’m a big thieving thiever and entirely uninspired, I’m halfassedly stealing a post idea from Ms. Aussa Lorens of
That’s what I am, though I don’t much feel like it. My Levi’s, always a little too long, drag on
I wrote a pretty divisive post yesterday explaining my feelers about the YesAllWomen Twitter onslaught. A lot of you were
A while ago, I gave you a vocabulary list of English words that haven’t been used in a long time.
There are 26 parts now to Things I Hate and this is only the 5th Things I Like. Something is
A free bird leaps on the back of the wind and floats downstream till the current ends and dips his