There’s been far too much serious business around here lately. It’s time to lighten things up. Since I’m not feeling all that funny myself, I’m asking you to make me laugh. I’ve taken a bit of writing, sliced some words out of it and I’m asking you to fill in the blanks.

I called it the fourth annual, since this is the fourth year in a row I’ve done this, even though the name of the contest has been different every year. I’m tricky like that.

Why would you do this? Well, how about a prize? I’ve had some very good sales months on Redbubble lately, so, I’m sharing the wealth. The wealth being a $25 Redbubble gift certificate. You don’t even have to buy my stuff with it (although purchasing my wares is greatly encouraged all the time). This year, I’m opening it up so that you can buy anything your little heart desires anywhere on Redbubble.

Perhaps, if I’m feeling motivated, you might even win a new badge, but I’m not promising anything. This is last year’s badge:

To enter, all you have to do is complete the form below with the words of your choice by next Thursday, the 4th of June. I’ll post your hilarious responses on the 5th and give you all weekend to vote for your favorite. The winner will be announced on Monday, June 8th.

One entry per person and make sure you have access to the email address you provide in the form, because that’s the one I’ll use for the gift certificate.

As usual, cursing is acceptable as long as it’s funny and you’re encouraged to be as creative as you want. For example, “Lord Swallowbottom’s one-legged horse Pogo” could be used as either a name or a noun.

That’s it! Make me laugh and to the victor go the spoils!

 

While we wait for a winner to be crowned, you’re welcome to pee yourself laughing with the previous contest results:

2014 winner: Mental Mama

2013 Tie between Revis and Merbear

2012 winner: Twindaddy