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Holiday Tour

Crap! My buddy Merbear tagged me in her holiday touring post and I totally spaced on it. Never fret, my dears, for I am on it.

Here’s the deal: The recipient of the invitation (me) has to answer three questions posed by the nominator (Merbear) about how or if they celebrate the holiday that person chose… and then pick a different holiday, write three similar questions to ask about it, and present these questions to two different bloggers.

Alright then. Merby’s holiday is National Weed Day, celebrated on 4/20, of course.

And her questions are:

1. How many nugs would you smoke on this holiday, if you partook in such a deplorable pastime?

I’m not a huge fan of the pots. I’m not opposed to it and I even voted to legalize it here in California, but it has never really been my thing. It makes me all paranoid and I prefer uppers.

However, every once in a blue moon, I’ll get stoned out of my gourd and watch Cosmos with Carl Sagan. In honor of Mer’s holiday, I will take one hit (I’m a lightweight), and watch the New Cosmos with Neil deGrasse Tyson.

(en.wikipedia.org)
(en.wikipedia.org)

2. Would you see unicorns prancing in the meadow, or something else?

Hell yes, but I always see unicorns prancing in meadows with possums and squirrels, of course.

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This was my winning entry for Evil Squirrel‘s contest. Bask in its awesome.

 

3. What sort of marijuana edible would you make to celebrate this holiday, thereby fortifying the snack industry?

I would like a brownie, please.

And now I have to pick a different holiday, write three similar questions to ask about it, and present these questions to two different bloggers.

My holiday will be Unicorn Appreciation Day on 1/11 since 1 most closely resembles a unicorn horn.

unicorn

And here are my questions:

  1. Will you celebrate Unicorn Appreciation Day by wearing the traditional horn and stilts this year?
    I love the fact that "Unicorns on stilts" actually produces results. (www.flickr.com)
    I love the fact that searching “Unicorns on stilts” actually produces results. This truly is a golden age in which we live.
    (www.flickr.com)
  2. If you had your own unicorn, what would you name it? Mine’s named Stanley.
  3. What three wishes will you ask the magical unicorn to grant you this Unicorn Appreciation Day?

And now on to tagging. Let’s see. Who’s most likely to participate in my reindeer games? Alice At Wonderland and Draliman maybe? Tag!