Q & A With My iTunes Library is where I answer questions asked by songs in my music library with other songs in my music library. First, I searched my library for questions and came up with a list. Then, for each question, I hit the shuffle button and the first track is the answer.
Q: This first question comes from Bad Religion. They ask What It Is?
A: Well, that’s sort of a question I suppose, even though the grammar is very Yoda. Our answer comes from Drive-By Truckers. They say Daylight is what it is.
That’s reasonable.
Q: James Brown asks Tell Me What I Did Wrong.
A: Hank Williams III says it’s Thunderstorms & Neon Signs, James.
I don’t think it’s fair to blame him for thunderstorms, Hank III.
Q: Our next question comes from Nine Inch Nails. They ask You Know What You Are?
A: Torche says they are Harmonslaught.
OK, Torche, whatever that is.
Q: David Bowie wants to know What’s Really Happening?
Well, David, I think you’re pretty happening, but let’s ask the library.
A: Year Long Disaster says Cold Killer is really happening.
Geez. I hope not.
Q: GWAR has a question. They want to know Where Is Zog?
A: Tom Waits says that Zog is Down, Down, Down.
I don’t where that is exactly, Gwar, but look there.
Q: The Rolling Stones want to know Who’s Driving Your Plane?
I don’t have a plane, Rolling Stones. Maybe someone does.
A: The Blasters say I Don’t Want To.
Well, I don’t want to either, Blasters, but someone’s got to drive your plane I think.
Q: The Cure want to know Why Can’t I Be You?
A: Sigur Ros says Gong.
I’m not sure what that means, Sigur Ros.
Q: Moby asks Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?
I’m sorry to hear that, Moby. Let’s find you an answer.
A: The Rolling Stones are chiming in again with Congratulations.
That’s not a very nice answer, Rolling Stones.
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Well, that’s about all we have time for today. Until next time…
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