When I was young and stupid enough to play drinking games, my friends and I played a game called Never have I ever where someone would say something that they’ve never done, and if you have done the thing they mention, you have to drink. I drank a lot because there was rarely anything I hadn’t done. This is a list of 47 random things I’ve never done.

1. Never have I ever been to the moon (although I’d really like to).
2. Never have I ever peed my name in the snow.
3. Never have I ever driven a semi-truck.
4. Never have I ever been to Asia (and that’s a damn shame).
5. Never have I ever finished writing an entire fictional novel (even though I’ve started a dozen or so).
6. Never have I ever gone skydiving. (If it was cheaper, I would have done it by now.)
7. Never have I ever sang in public, not even karaoke. (You can thank me for that one.)
8. Never have I ever gone away to college.
9. Never have I ever gotten stuck in an elevator.
10. Never have I ever liked downhill skiing (which broke my dad’s National Ski Patrol heart).
11. Never have I ever played on a team in school except in gym class.
12. Never have I ever read a single Twilight or Harry Potter book.
13. Never have I ever killed an animal unless you count insects or fish.
14. Never have I ever been arrested! (I can’t believe this one is still true.)
15. Never have I ever eaten rocky mountain oysters.
16. Never have I ever finished reading War & Peace (but I have finished The Gulag Archipelago which is actually way longer).
17. Never have I ever peed my pants in public (as far as I remember, but I was in diapers for a while).
18. Never have I ever been on television (or wanted to be in any way).
19. Never have I ever had major surgery (but I have been in the intensive care unit and had skin cancer surgery).
20. Never have I ever broken a bone (but one of my toes dislocates all the time).
21. Never have I ever thrown up on a roller coaster (but I have in a restaurant–how appetizing).
22. Never have I ever done intravenous recreational drugs.
23. Never have I ever been taken to the hospital in an ambulance.
24. Never have I ever hit a home run. (I suck at baseball and throw like a girl.)
25. Never have I ever broken any sort of record.
26. Never have I ever performed on a stage outside of school performances.
27. Never have I ever been fired from a job (I’ve been laid off a bunch though).
28. Never have I ever been in a car accident that was judged to be my fault (even though one of them totally was).
29. Never have I ever sent someone to jail as a juror.
30. Never have I ever eaten elk, alligator, frog legs or puffer fish.
31. Never have I ever asked someone to marry me.
32. Never have I ever streaked.
33. Never have I ever shown up to work drunk (although I have gotten drunk at work with my boss and shown up hungover).
34. Never have I ever gone surfing.
35. Never have I ever been to Disneyland or Disneyworld.
36. Never have I ever been to Hawaii or Alaska.
37. Never have I ever written in detail about sex on my blog (and I probably never will).
38. Never have I ever won an election or even been in one.
39. Never have I ever gone more than a week without checking my bank balance since I’ve had an account.
40. Never have I ever protested something by holding a sign or sharing a Facebook meme.
41. Never have I ever maliciously lied to someone (white lies don’t count).
42. Never have I ever given a lap dance for money.
43. Never have I ever said “I have a case of the Mondays.”
44. Never have I ever had the birds and bees chat with my parents. (Mine just skipped it.)
45. Never have I ever fallen in love at first sight (unless you count my dog).
46. Never have I ever gone a whole day without swearing as an adult.
47. Never have I ever told someone I loved them without meaning it.

This was actually a hard list to come up with since there’s so much I have done. I usually get hammered when we play this game. How many times would you have to drink with my list?

I stole this post idea from Merbear because she’s awesome and I am clearly not creative at all.