I’m a winner! I won Evil Squirrel’s First Annual Contest of Whatever, not through merit or anything, but through chance. I was chosen at random as a winner. It still counts, dammit. Winning is winning.

As my prize, I chose this awesome Rainbow Donkey reusable shopping bag, since as I complained about the other day, more retailers in my area are charging for shopping bags, which is just wrong. I refuse to pay for the privilege of carrying my crap home. So, now I can shop with Rainbow Donkey. Behold the awesome:

It even comes with its own little storage pouch! I so totally rock at this winning business. If you’d like your own, you can buy one here.

Anyway, I thought I’d take a page from the Squirrel and share the love with you, my most faithful readers. It’s been a while since I had a contest.

The Prize

Since I have a store now, the prize will be $20 worth of crap from there or one standard T-shirt since they seem to be slightly more than $20. I don’t know, figure out what you want and we’ll work it out. $20 will buy a ton of stickers there if you’re into that sort of thing.

Since I’m poor, I can only offer one prize, unlike the generous Mr. Squirrel. The $20 prize is actually my earnings from RedBubble this month, so we’ll be giving my RB money back to RB, but let’s not worry about that since it means you get stuff.

I’d be willing to add a second place prize of guest posting here if the second place winner is interested or a second first place prize of guest posting if the first place winner is interested. That’s a lot of seconds and firsts. Anyway, it’s up to you, the big winner.

The Fine Print

I’ll give you until, say, March 5th to enter. That’s one week from today. I’ll post all the entries on Thursday, March 6th and you’ll get a chance to vote for your favorite. Voting will last until Monday the 10th when I will post the winner. The winner will be the entry with the most votes. Easy-peasy.

The Contest

It’s another Mad Lib contest, because the last one had me laughing so hard I nearly peed myself. Now that I think about it, this is actually the 3rd Annual Extravaganza Giveawayery. The first one was hilarious, too.

This time, instead of having you leave your answers in a comment, which was probably as much of a pain in the ass for you as it was for me, I built this survey. It should make things easier, provided there are no technical difficulties.

So, what you need to do is fill this out by March 5th. I know, I know, it’s a lot of words to come up with, but two of them are your name and blog address, so deal. Luck!