10 lbs. of crack cocaine
8 years of domestic violence
5 stage lights
3 galvanized steel poles
3 feet of rope
3 arrest warrants
2 low paying jobs
1 roll duct tape – silver
1 restraining order
1 sadistic pedophile
1 domestic abuser
1 abusive grandmother
1 year college
1 year of sexual abuse
1 year drug addiction
1 year prostitution
1 year homelessness
3 T. depression
3 t. malaise
All the injustice you can find.
Sprig of fresh humor.
- Marinate the goldfish in 1/2 childhood for 7 years.
- Fold in 1 sadistic pedophile and add 1 year of sexual abuse.
- Bind the goldfish’s hands and feet with 3 feet of rope.
- Place 1 gag in the goldfish’s mouth so no one can hear it scream.
- Put the mixture in a closet and make it watch the sadistic pedophile have sex to show it how it’s done.
- Show it how it’s done.
- Add 1 abusive grandmother who blames the goldfish for seducing the pedophile.
- Add 1 family who ignores the abuse.
- Set aside. Marinate for 8 more years. Do not touch.
- Mix 10 lbs. of crack cocaine, homelessness and prostitution.
- Place the goldfish in this mixture until completely saturated.
- Remove the goldfish from mixture and rinse.
- Add college. Set aside.
- Combine 3 galvanized steel poles, 1 roll duct tape and 5 stage lights into an unstable structure.
- Pound the goldfish’s brain into flattened pieces with the structure.
- Remove college.
- Add 1 domestic abuser.
- Beat the goldfish with 2 fists for 8 years.
- Dip the abuser in 3 arrest warrants and 1 restraining order. Quickly remove.
- Add all the injustice and stir.
- If the sauce is too thick, add depression.
- Sauté the pounded goldfish over low heat, seasoning with malaise to taste.
- Add 2 low paying jobs without health insurance for over 10 years.
- Arrange the goldfish on a hot platter.
- Pour the sauce over the meat and sprinkle with zest.
- Garnish with a reserved sprig of fresh humor (with pith left in).
Preparation and cooking time: decades.
Serves: no one.
The recipe of me written for the Weekly Writing Challenge.