Alright already, fine. Alice at Wonderland, more specifically Sad Pony and Squirrel, convinced me that maybe I should do some social media promotion. I’ve never done any promotion. I guess there’s a first time for everything.

I had a Twitter account a million years ago where I wrote sentences no one had written before. I wrote 19 of them before I gave up. I have resuscitated my long fallow Twitter account: @thefishofgold

I have also started two Facebook thingies, One is a FOG page, the other is a Gold Fish account. I really don’t know the difference. One you like, one you friend. Although, I don’t see why you can’t like your friends.

I can’t guarantee that I’ll do anything with them, but go on and friend me or follow or like me or whatever it is one does at Twitter and Facebook before I lose all interest.

I’m the only person to like me at the moment, which is actually kind of sweet. I had to debate whether I was going to like myself, but in the end, I won out.

If you’re already on there, let me know who to friend or follow or like and I’ll do that. If you’re not, start an account so you can like me.

I really suck at social media, so don’t expect anything awesome. Although, that doesn’t necessarily mean something awesome won’t happen. Awesome things have been known to happen from time to time.

Anyway, there it is if you want.