The Differences Between Dog & Cat

I have one of each. I’ve had more than that in my lifetime, but this post is about the two horrible monsters who currently hog my bed. They are similar is some ways–they’re both mostly brown–but they are different in a lot more ways. Here are just a few of their differences.

Dog is always happy to see me.    doghppy

Cat is always happy to see me… on the toilet.

toilet

Dog follows me around the house and must be where I am.

dogfollow

Cat doesn’t care where I am.

catlocation

Dog is afraid of big trucks and fireworks.

dogscared

Cat is afraid of vacuum cleaners and plastic bags.

catscared

Dog barks at nothing.

dogbark

Cat stares at nothing.

stare