I have one of each. I’ve had more than that in my lifetime, but this post is about the two horrible monsters who currently hog my bed. They are similar is some ways–they’re both mostly brown–but they are different in a lot more ways. Here are just a few of their differences.
Dog is always happy to see me.
Cat is always happy to see me… on the toilet.
Dog follows me around the house and must be where I am.
Cat doesn’t care where I am.
Dog is afraid of big trucks and fireworks.
Cat is afraid of vacuum cleaners and plastic bags.
Dog barks at nothing.
Cat stares at nothing.