Since I had so much fun with The FOG Extravaganza Giveawayery last December, I’ve decided to do round two. The concept is fairly simple: Mad Libs, yay!

The Contest

Provide words or phrases as requested below and the funniest Mad Lib answer wins. I’ll give you until the end of my day Thursday the 16th at midnight PST to submit your words and phrases. I couldn’t decide between the answers myself last time, so this time, I’ll put the answers together in a post on Friday, along with a voting form and the answer with the most votes wins. You can vote for your favorite all weekend. The winner will be announced one week from today, Monday, the 20th. Simple enough? Are you with me so far?

The Prize

I will give away a guest writer spot on my blog, or if you prefer, I will guest on your blog discussing anything you choose. Winner’s choice. Last time, the big winner Twindaddy ended up posting on my blog and I posted on his. Trading guest posts is also an acceptable prize if you’d like to do that. But really, it’s up to you, the winner.

The Challenge

I wrote a story that the words you pick will be plugged into. Just like in the real Mad Libs, you won’t get to see the story before you pick your words. Be as creative as you want. For example, “a thousand monkeys riding giraffes into victory over the tyranny of the apes” is technically a “plural noun.” Swearing is acceptable.

To win bragging rights and the supremely awesome, inestimably valuable gift of guest bloggerdom, please leave your answers in a comment:

GERUND (verb ending in -ing)
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
ADVERB (adjective ending in -ly)
ADJECTIVE
PERSON’S NAME
NOUN
PAST TENSE VERB
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PERSON’S NAME 2
NOUN
NOUN
VERB
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN
PASSIVE VERB CONSTRUCTION (e.g. “to be” or “to learn”)
PAST TENSE VERB
PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
GERUND (verb ending in -ing)
PAST TENSE VERB
ADJECTIVE
GERUND (verb ending in -ing)
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NOUN
PAST TENSE VERB ending in -ed
VERB
NOUN
NOUN
ADJECTIVE

Good luck!