Way back when, I wrote a post of 10 things I hate. The post turned into a series and now the series is on its own page for easy perusal.
Enjoy.
The original bitchfest, featuring Facebook, crazy pet people and more!
Guess what I hate in this edition? Horns, parking, spell check, television, etc.
Driving, reality television, club cards, women’s bathrooms, suburbia, etc.
Broken promises, automated messages, incorrect word usage, summer, etc.
The government, movie theaters, hipsters, rhetorical questions, etc.
Raw onions, pickles, voting, jury duty, ambulance-chasing lawsuits, etc.
Airplanes, placating lies, hair, positive thinking, etc.
Haiku versions of Things I Hate Part 7 for some reason.
Pedophiles, asshole Americans, stupid baby names, advertising buzzwords, etc.
Homonyms, homophones, homographs, more Facebook hate, complainers, etc.
Commemorating 100 things I hate with truck nuts and Priuses.
Poop, cooking blogs, theme parties, etc.
Passive aggression, splitting checks, socks with sandals, super laziness, etc.
Drunk people, regional accents, Tea Partiers, irresponsible pet owners, gum, etc.
Sleep injuries, the lunatic fringe, scratch-off cards, meetings, etc.
Getting old, allergies, excess packaging, mixed metaphors, Starbucks, etc.
Insurance, remixes, hypocrites, horrible, fucked up things, etc.
White whine, spam, keyboards, fire ants.
Spam, mouthwash, cats, overpriced things, anti-gay bullshit.
Liars, Daylight Savings Time, holidays, salespeople, showers.
Inspection tags, overpriced food, public transportation, appeal to emotion.
Summer, obvious advice, preachy people, animal abusers.
2 Responses to “Things I Hate”
I think I’m going to bookmark this page so that I can visit it whenever I have to keep my bitching to myself, at least I won’t feel so alone in it :)
:)